Gmail chat with one of my best friends

goes like this-
me: hey jho
miss u luv u
where u
how u
Jeff: i been callin u
me: WTF
Jeff: where u phone be
called u earlr
me: 2day?!>?!?
Jeff: and u kn no1 ansewred
yea
me: fuk
dunno
2bhnest aint herd dat fone rng n lng time
mayb broke
let m3 chk
LOL fone brk
or our telephone has been disconnected
Jeff: wtf
me: plugged into phoneline and power, no signal
Jeff: how imma suppoed 2 talk
fuck
me: now i have to get afuckn celli
Jeff: got a new ufl team
its called TEAM 5
me: heartbreak with the old members?
Jeff: weve been practicing everday
me: OH SHIT
you're doin it jho, you're livin ur dream!